It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. William Faulkner
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person. Britney Spears
In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob. Salvador Dali Society
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied. Mark Twain
Perhaps they were right in putting love into books... Perhaps it could not live anywhere else. William Faulkner
If a man has nothing to eat, fasting is the most intelligent thing he can do. Hermann Hesse Man Intelligence